About It
Once there was an ugly barnacle. It was so ugly, that everyone died. The end.
About It (Seriously)
There was an idea…
To bring together a group of remarkable people…
And do absolutely nothing.
The idea behind this project started as a way to accelerate mass adoption of crypto. The first priority? Tackling the insane amount of scams in the industry. We figured cleaning that up would make crypto way more appealing to new users. The original plan was to create an anti-scam and quality verification company that could eventually expand into Web2 and even physical products—especially in food and medicine.
But, as fate would have it, thanks to some lazy f*cks and investors being more interested in hype-driven trends, the project got shelved. Frustrated, we decided to flip the script and go full throttle in the opposite direction: a completely ridiculous, over-the-top, pseudo-hype project with absolutely zero utility. Why not, right?
During the creative process, we added emojis to the name as a playful jab at Aptos’ new emoji-coins. After tossing in lotion and toilet paper emojis along with the slogan ‘keeping things clean’, we realized it gave the project a double meaning that ties back to our original mission: making the industry fair, fun, and scam-free for everyone.
Here,
ROADMAP
SMBP’s Takeover Masterplan
$303 300 Market Cap
Our first influencer collab. Let the buzz begin!
$3 033 003 Market Cap
10K USDT giveaway to celebrate the milestone
$10M Market Cap
First CEX listing. We’re leveling up!
$20M Market Cap
We’re buying a wrecked Lambo, repairing it, and giving it the full SMBP makeover: custom colors, vinyl wrap with our logo, pink fur seats, and neon accents. First-ever official meme car? You bet.
$30M Market Cap
100,000 USDT — another massive giveaway to keep the fun going.
$42M Market Cap
We’ll pay a journalist to ask Biden about the coin. (Yes, really.)
$69M Market Cap
We’re buying the smallest island we can find and renaming it Bikini Bottom.
$96M Market Cap
We’ll hire a team to cook up the world’s largest Krabby Patty and get it into the Guinness Book of World Records… no one said the road to success couldn’t be a giant burger, right?
$200M Market Cap
Launching our anti-scam company (see the About It (Seriously) section for details). Keeping the crypto world clean!
$400M Market Cap
Developing a Web3 game set in the magical world of Alteria (think Harry Potter meets The Magicians). It’s under attack by advanced alien invaders (Darkseid’s squad meets Kryptonians). Choose your side and join the adventure.
somewhere between seven hundred billion and a trillion three hundred million billion dollars
We’ll decide what’s next through community polls. One thing’s for sure: we’ll keep things clean every step of the way! 🧴🧻
*Keep in mind that while the milestones themselves are set, some of the activities might take a bit of time to pull off. Rest assured, everything listed here will either get done or be replaced with an equally fun alternative.
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